Doctors Want To Amputate Zsa Zsa’s Other Leg

Here’s some tragic news that makes me want to throw on a pink marabou robe and slap cops up and down the street while shouting at the cloud islands above, “Hasn’t Zsa Zsa been through enough?!!!” Zsa Zsa Gabor’s rep confirms to Popeater that she waved away her doctors advice to amputate her OTHER leg. Just how many of Zsa Zsa’s legs do they fucking want?!

Zsa Zsa’s right leg was amputated in January because of an evil blood clot that wouldn’t quit being evil, and she was hospitalized on Wednesday when her left leg’s blood flow refused to cooperate. This is already after Zsa Zsa spent some time on a hospital bed because she caught a high fever and developed fluid in her lungs. Zsa Zsa is currently on medication, but doctors say she won’t survive another year if they don’t amputate her other leg.

Zsa Zsa would be as fabulous as Pedro Martell without legs, but she knows it’s time for her to sniff on champagne bubbles from a crystal flute instead of breathing in anesthesia over and over again. Before Zsa Zsa turns into crystal and drapes herself over the chandelier in heaven, she should spend her days with her diamonds and Alex Trebek.

(Image via Pacific Coast News)