Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

During his radio show yesterday, Howard Stern and Robin Quivers Givens discussed American Idol: Howard told Robin that he knew why Jennifer Lopez took the judging gig — but he didn’t feel comfortable repeating it on the air. Robin demanded to know, so Howard scribbled the reason on a piece of paper and had Gary carry the note over. Robin was shocked: “Get out of here! Wow…that’s amazing.”

Why do you think Jennifer Lopez really took the gig on American Idol? (Blind Gossip)

Skeletor is running out of virgins to feed from, so JLo is using American Idol to round up pure innocents for him to suck the blood out of? Or JLo is using American Idol to get closer to Gaycrest, because Skeletor knows how powerful leprechaun blood is? Or JLo’s doing down low sex shit with Randy Jackson? Or (and most likely) JLo is broke?

Andy Dick phoned in to the Howard Stern show today. Before Andy hung up, he told the crew about a drug-fueled tryst he once had with a “very famous” actress–a “very famous” actress he refused to name: “We were both out of it. We were doing anything we could get our hands on. We were alone. I was going down on her.” When Andy was finished downtown, he went to kiss her and immediately fell asleep: “I passed out on her, woke up and had wet myself.” (Blind Gossip)

Carol Channing, you naaaaaasty! Or maybe this is Lindsay Lohan?

So, this recovering former A list tweener was out the other night and this is what her boyfriend said to her. “One drink is not going to hurt you baby.” Yeah, her celebrity boyfriend has always been a sleaze and always will be. (CDAN)

Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama?

This underage B list actress from television and film is currently not speaking to her parents because of some sort of falling out. She ran away several months ago and lived in her car for a few days until friends took her in. (BuzzFoto)

NOAH CYRUS!!!!