The Booze Made Him Love Hitler!

March 2, 2011 / Posted by:

Patricia Field (FYI: her stepfather is Jewish so she knows) defended John Galliano’s drunken anti-Semetic rant by saying that it’s theater, it’s farce and it’s not unlike Mel Brooks’ Springtime for Hitler” number from the SATIRICAL MOVIE The Producers. So I’m sure Patricia will look at this picture of Galliano dressed like a Hasidic pimp and scream, “SEE! THEATEREY! FARCERY! COMEDY! FASHION! DRAMA! BURP! FART! BOOM!” But what is Patricia saying about Galliano checking in to rehab. Do they have rehab for addiction to theater (if so, send Anne Hathaway)?

Because anonymous sources close to Galliano tell The New York Times that he has taken the advice of Naomi Campbell and Kate Moss by checking into a rehab clinic. Sources think he’s at The Meadows in Arizona where Donatella Versace and Elton John were treated. Galliano has kept his Hitler-kissing lips shut throughout this entire mess, so of course he’s not going to confirm that he’s standing in the room of a rehab clinic and announcing, “My name is John Galliano and I’m addicted to worshiping Hitler when the booze gets me in the wrong place. Blehehehehehehe…

This “rehab after racist rant” shit is really a major trend. Mel Gibson did it first, then Jade Goody (R.I.P.), then Vanilla Gorilla, then JRM, and now Galliano. Why is booze always taking the blame? Why is booze always the fall bitch? Why is booze always thrown under the bus?! WHY! WHY! WHY! If you took away my drinking privileges, I wouldn’t be a dumb drunk slut anymore, but I would be a dumb sober slut instead. The only that would change is I wouldn’t heave on the peen after misjudging my gag reflex and I don’t think my fuck partner would kick me out of his apartment for passing out mid-thrust. Hmmm. I wonder if The Meadows can help me with that?

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