“Mah Pussy Is Hanging Out On V Magazine!”

V Magazine lured Brit Brit Spears to their studio with a trail of Trenta Frapps and pounced on her when she got to the front door. Then a member of the ASPCA sedated her weave, threw it in a mange dip, attacked it with a FURminator and then microchipped it. Once Brit Brit was done with the ASPCA, V Magazine threw her into the arms of Mike Holmes who spackled her skin, gave her 1 coat of primer and 2 coats of paint.

At this point, Brit Brit was getting high off of this unfamiliar scent called CLEAN and she happened to stumble in front of a backdrop. V Magazine seized the moment by putting a white pussy in her arms right before Mario Testino yelled, “SAY CHEETOS!” They rushed the picture off into the V Photo-Sweat-Shop, where a group of children broke several fingers and burned dozens of hardrives from retouching all night. But they finally did it and BAM! Magic! And here you thought Brit Brit just rolled out of bed (or wherever she sleeps) looking like this!