Not to be outdone by Charlie Sheen’s crazy train barreling through the media, Lindsay Lohan gave her own interview to Extra (which is fitting since bitch is the definition of EXTRa) that will air tonight and tomorrow night. But unlike Colonel Winning, LiLo gives amazingly boring answers that make complete sense. It’s like LiLo’s publicist threw her over their shoulder and burped out all of her delusions, which Charlie Sheen cut with dried tiger’s blood and snorted up. It’s okay, Charlie will gladly spit out enough delusional craziness for the both of them.
LiLo says that she’s finally taking responsibility for her resume of fuck-ups and knows she has a lot to prove to producers and directors. When asked who she would like to work with in the future, LiLo gave the perfect answer: “That’s something I will be able to say when I’ve taken the steps I need to take to prove that I can be insurable again. I think that will come in time, where I’ll be in the position to even say that because I don’t think I am right now. I don’t think that will be fair to just say ‘Oh, this is who I want to work with’ and except that to happen. No, I have to build my way back up.”
Yes, I’m sure a publicist whose first name is COMMON and whose last name is FUCKING-SENSE cooed those words into LiLo’s earpiece, but at least she said it….even if this “talk” can still be found in the clearance section of a Dollar Tree. It also doesn’t mean that a judge shouldn’t drop her flat freckled ass in a prison cell. Hey, but now the casting director (aka warden) for the prison theater production of Freeway might give her the role of Mesquita.