Natalie Portman Never Wants To See Galliano’s Cartoon Villain Face Again

March 1, 2011 / Posted by:

Oscar winner and the soon-to-be mother of Einstein’s successor, Natalie Portman, finally got her pregnant ass off the Oscar stage and plucked a few hairs off of Galliano’s lip brows by condemning him in a statement she released to The New York Times last night. Natalie is the face of Miss Dior Cherie fragrance and was supposed to wear Dior to the Oscars, but switched to Rodarte after Galliano was detained in Paris for making Mel Gibson’s nipples salute him by throwing out anti-Semetic insults at a couple. And after watching the video of Galliano declaring that he loves Hitler, Natalie said this:

“I am deeply shocked and disgusted by the video of John Galliano’s comments that surfaced today. In light of this video, and as an individual who is proud to be Jewish, I will not be associated with Mr. Galliano in any way. I hope at the very least, these terrible comments remind us to reflect and act upon combating these still-existing prejudices that are the opposite of all that is beautiful.”

Natalie then went on to say, “But if Mr. Galliano raped and sodomized a 13-year-old, dat’s okay!” No. Good for Natalie for standing up and throwing a slap at the Nazi Gay Boris. But since Natalie’s laugh could melt the stache off of Hitler’s face, she should’ve just dedicated her next one to Galliano. That would’ve hurt him more.

And here’s Natalie with her fiance Benjamin Centipedeorwhatever going to breakfast in L.A. yesterday morning. Yes, Natalie is carrying a Dior purse that may or may not be made of cow carcasses. CONDEMN THE VEGAN!

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