How Dreadful: Xtina Sans Red Lip Paint

March 1, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

The LAPD didn’t release Xtina’s mug shot because they didn’t charge her with anything, but those sneaky hos at E! News captured her beauty portrait on an officer’s report and what a sad, sad mess it is. Poor trashed ho looks like an albino Snooki that was just fished out of the jacuzzi after almost drowning from trying to give head underwater. It’s like a morning shift hooker’s mug shot after getting caught in a raid. But I’m going to put all the blame on the evil officers for this one.

How can they click their camera without letting Xtina decorate her face like a clown’s ass?! They could’ve let the bitch put her beauty on with a red Sharpie, crumbled pieces of a Butterfinger from the vending machine and generic petroleum jelly. Look at Snookitinas’ nose. It’s getting all swole up, because its pores hasn’t eaten lead-laced bronzer in the past 3 hours. ABUSE!

Anyway, below is Xtina’s boyfriend Matthew Rutler throwing a smirk and then leaving the station after getting charged with DUI. That is definitely a smirk that says: “My sugar bitch is going to pay my bail so whatever.”

Tags: Arrests, Christina Aguilera, Mug Shots, Tori Spelling

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