FREE SNOOKITINA!!!!! (UPDATE: She’s Free)

For those of you who have been hoping for a busted down jail beauty shot of Xtina looking like a drunk Hatchet Face with a mug full of runny mascara stains and gutter water, you just got your wish. Almost. TMZ reports that Xtina and her gold digging boyfriend Matthew Runtler were both arrested in West Hollywood this morning. Matthew was brought in for DUI and Xtina found herself in handcuffs for public intoxication. The details from the celebwhore police blotter:

Aguilera was arrested at 2:45 AM and booked at the West Hollywood Sheriff’s substation on a misdemeanor charge. On the booking report, Aguilera was listed at 5’2″ and 100 pounds.

Aguilera’s 25-year-old boyfriend Matthew Rutler was also arrested last night at the same time for a misdemeanor offense. According to the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department, Rutler’s bail was set at $30,000.

Law enforcement sources tell us Aguilera appeared to be “extremely intoxicated” and was “unable to take care of herself.” However, the source adds, “If the driver had NOT been arrested for DUI, [Christina] would have never been in trouble.”

Sources close to Xtina tell us they have been trying to get the singer into a rehab program for weeks.

100lbs?! 100lbs of red lip paint maybe! But really, public intoxication?! What kind of backwards world are we living in when a mouthy drunk ho can’t be a full-on mouthy drunk ho in public?! There are so many other things they could’ve charged her with. Like felony robbery for thieving Snooki’s look and act. They could’ve also charged her with eyebrow endangerment for not feeding those sickly, dusty and thirsty brows. But public intoxication?! I blame Lady Gaga.

UPDATE: Xtina was released this morning after officers decided that she was sober enough to take care of herself. The LAPD isn’t going to press charges against her. Xtina’s leased piece is still in custody.