Bitch Got Fired: The Galliano Edition

March 1, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

When Natalie Portman speaks, EVERYBODY listens (delivered in sarcasm leftovers wrapped in a take-home swan). The president of Dior announced today that they have taken their relationship John Galliano, tied it to the tracks and cackled as a speeding train ran over it. They have fired John Galliano after the whole “I love Hitler” mess. Their statement from The NY Times:

“I condemn most firmly the statements made by John Galliano which are a total contradiction with the essential values that have always been defended by the House of Christian Dior.”

Dior hasn’t announced if they will cancel their show in Paris this week.

As for Galliano’s future, who knows. I’m sure he’s already getting offers to design Vanilla Gorilla’s heil couture line of Nazi uniforms or to exclusively style Qadhafi. But I think Galliano will eventually accept the invitation to become one of Charlie Sheen’s goddesses.

Tags: HAHA On You, John Galliano, Thank You Very Much

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