Afternoon Crumbs
Pink wants you to know that she only looks like a prison block butchie – Pink’s Twitter
And which mildly famous actress is Ryan Gosling “Hey Girl-ing” today? – Lainey Gossip
The cut on Chris Brown’s lip is about as big as his balls – The Superficial
Did Men’s Fitness use the bone lengthening Photoshop tool on the Texas T-Rex’s arms? – Celebitchy
This boot was made for slurpin – Towleroad
Foxy Brown needs to upgrade her swap meet colored contacts already (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Candice Swanepoel dressed like a muscle bottom at a circuit party – Hollywood Tuna
Has that kitty been living in Brit Brit’s weave the entire time? – Just Jared
A cock pot full of panty creamers – The Berry
David Silver introduces us to the fughawk – ICYDK
Vanessa Hudgens is drunk – Popoholic
It was nice of Beyonce to bring a homeless man to the Nets game – Popsugar
Paula Deen riding things – TDW
IN THIS ECONOMY, I’ve been forced to advertise ($5 = free) – OMG Blog
Dear Jessica Snoozeor, drop the sexyface and fix your hairline – Moe Jackson
Chuck Lorre is crazy. Too. – SOW
Selena Gomez is smart, knows that kids eat free at IHOP for their birthdays – I’m Not Obsessed
17 ways to make cake look not so delicious – Cityrag
Miami Beach is still feeling the lucite rays of beauty – Hollywood Rag
Chaka Khan’s Stevie Nicks pantsuit is eating her damn neck – Crunk + Disorderly