Afternoon Crumbs

March 1, 2011 / Posted by:

Pink wants you to know that she only looks like a prison block butchie – Pink’s Twitter

And which mildly famous actress is Ryan GoslingHey Girl-ing” today? – Lainey Gossip

The cut on Chris Brown’s lip is about as big as his balls – The Superficial

Did Men’s Fitness use the bone lengthening Photoshop tool on the Texas T-Rex’s arms? – Celebitchy

This boot was made for slurpin – Towleroad

Foxy Brown needs to upgrade her swap meet colored contacts already (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Candice Swanepoel dressed like a muscle bottom at a circuit party – Hollywood Tuna

Has that kitty been living in Brit Brit’s weave the entire time? – Just Jared

A cock pot full of panty creamers – The Berry

David Silver introduces us to the fughawk – ICYDK

Vanessa Hudgens is drunk – Popoholic

It was nice of Beyonce to bring a homeless man to the Nets game – Popsugar

Paula Deen riding things – TDW

IN THIS ECONOMY, I’ve been forced to advertise ($5 = free) – OMG Blog

Dear Jessica Snoozeor, drop the sexyface and fix your hairline – Moe Jackson

Chuck Lorre is crazy. Too. – SOW

Selena Gomez is smart, knows that kids eat free at IHOP for their birthdays – I’m Not Obsessed

17 ways to make cake look not so delicious – Cityrag

Miami Beach is still feeling the lucite rays of beauty – Hollywood Rag

Chaka Khan’s Stevie Nicks pantsuit is eating her damn neck – Crunk + Disorderly

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