Charlie Sheen’s Publicist Has Left The Octagon

February 28, 2011 / Posted by:

Stan Rosenfield would like to keep the hair he has left safe from Charlie Sheen’s fire-breathing fists, so he has joined the mound of maggot trolls by leaving the octagon for good. As his former client would say, Stan is definitely WINNING. Well, he’ll start WINNING as soon as he comes down from his Charlie Sheen addiction by spending the day with Jon Cryer (nothing will take you to a new level of soberness like watching Jon iron his socks and organize the flavored oatmeal in his pantry).

TMZ says that right after their backyard interview with Charlie, Stan wrote his own pink slip and said that he cares about him very much but, “I’m unable to work effectively as his publicist and have respectfully resigned.

During Charlie’s interview with TMZ he confessed that Stan lied for him during the whole “locked up hooker” scandal by saying that he was suffering from allergies when we all knew that he had a major case of coke fever.

Here’s the first part of TMZ’s ongoing Conversations with a Crackie series starring Charlie Sheen, his goddesses and Afro Sheen. Basically, it’s a bunch of Friday characters who ended up on the cutting room floor.

And here’s part two!

This is the first time I’ve actually been happy to see a Winnie the Pooh cookie jar. Too bad Charlie uses it as an ash tray and a condom can. Actually, Winnie might be into that sucio shit. WINNIE-ING!

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