Melissa Leo Should’ve Saved This Look For Tonight

February 27, 2011 / Posted by:

Here’s Melissa Leo at yesterday’s Independent Spirit Awards in Santa Monica dressed like a track home madam who is about to flee through the sliding back door of her DIY brothel in Palmdale after authorities received an anonymous tip that she’s housing imported whores in her garage. Tell me that isn’t a look that screams “You’ve got a $20, I’ve got a hand job ho for you!

You know, I’m so sick of dumb asses declaring that Natalie Portman “is the girl to watch” at the Oscars tonight. Yeah, I’ve been watching the fashion moves of that Ivy League al dente noodle for months and it’s about as exciting as taking the SATs with a No.2 pencil on a Saturday morning while completely sober. Bitch is fashion Ambien. But Melissa Leo on the other hand, that ho knows that the best accessory is always a giant coat of CRAZY. Melissa’s look tells a damn story. Yes, that story airs on truTV several nights a week, but a story it still is! Natalie’s basic ass looks like it was attacked by an exploding lemon danish. Next.

Click here to see the ISA winners if that’s what you need and below is a bunch of pictures of everybody who gave pose on the grey carpet yesterday. In order: the best dressed of the night Melissa Leo, Prince Von A-Hole, Chuckie Finster with Warren Beatty, Rosario Dawson, Taye Diggs, Illeana Douglas, James Franco, Thierry Guetta, Saint Crazy’s daughter, Baron Baby Wipes, Vera Farmiga, Dana Delany, Nicole Kidman, Diego Luna with Camila Sodi, Ewan McGregor about to take a pee pee, Eva Mendes, Natalie Portman, Aron Ralston, a drunk Jeremy Renner, Mark Ruffalo with a hand full of Sunrise, Zoe Saldana, Lea Thompson, Kerry Washington and Naomi Watts with Liev Schreiber.

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