And Satan Just Became Celibate

February 27, 2011 / Posted by:

Last night in Toronto, the Illuminati after-school program flunky Taylor Momsen made Satan’s minions throw each other awkward glances when she took to the stage at Pretty Reckless’ show wearing a tank top from PedoBear’s Pentagram collection. If you’ve ever wondered whose fan letter Charles Manson scribbled “RETURN TO SENDER” on, you now have your answer.

Taylor’s fuck parts might worship Satan, but ho’s ass worships pancakes (or is it the other way around?). This dumpster panda Lolita’s ass is so damn flat that I want to pull out a projector and watch the Oscars on it tonight.

I still wouldn’t…” – Satan

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