Taylor Swift Is Getting Lazy

February 25, 2011 / Posted by:

Plushie lion photo bomb alert! Sadly, this post is not about how Taylor of Green Gables has converted to Plushophilia and is now skipping through the wheat fields of Avonlea with a plushie lion who suffers from TMJ. No, this is about how Taylor Swift sat with Glee’s Chord Overstreet at a Kings vs. Wild game at the Staples Center in L.A. last night. (Side note: I always confuse Chord Overstreet with Justin from Queer as Folk. And then I start to think that Chord would look a lot better if he was sitting on Brian Kinney’s face.)

Taylor just finished up with a dude whose names rhymes with a million words, and now she’s getting with a piece named CHORD. CHORD! Chord’s name is a damn song in itself. My “don’t give a fuck” cousin who has been held back from the 2nd grade twice could come up with billions of words that rhyme with CHORD. Taylor isn’t even trying anymore. Homegirl is hypnotized by the fact that she can share shampoo with Chord and she’s not thinking about how she needs to challenge herself! Ho needs to date a Thai dude and try to find something that rhymes with his name. Taylor is as lazy as her eyelids.

That being said, I cannot fully hate on this pairing because their couple name is: Sweet Tard

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