What Does Paula Deen Love Sucking On?

February 24, 2011 / Posted by:

Two things happened last night: 1) Paula Deen was on Top Chef and made all the bars of butter in her refrigerator jealous by saying that she loves heads on scrimps, because she knows she’s going to be “sucking on that head.” 2) Millions of shrimps decapitated themselves on a lobster’s claw.

And Paula Deen saying “I know I’m going to be sucking that head” has just become my ring tone for EVERYTHING.

(Thanks to Matt and everybody else!)

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