Hollywood Star Whackers: 2,975,319 The Quacked Out Quaids: 1
Canada just got a major boost in the “Craziest Country in the World” contest, because the government announced today that they will not ship Randy Quaid and his partner in foolery Evi Quaid back to the US to face vandalism charges for squatting in their former Santa Barbara home. USA Today reports that Evi’s now got her Canadian citizenship card in her paws and has already filed an application to sponsor Randy’s citizenship. Evi’s father is a citizen of Canada which is why the country added her name to their list of residents. Canada’s immigration officials have yet to deny or grant Randy’s plea to be blessed by Justin Bieber’s dandruff. While they decide if Canada is big enough for two BATSHIT CRAZIES, they have allowed him to stay.
Randy and Evi held a press conference in Vancouver and thanked Canada for giving them the chance to finally “live in peace.”
Randy and Evi might be living in peace, but the citizens of Canada are not now that those loon bags are loudly scribbling on their manifestos in coffee shops and rifling through dumpsters for discarded foil pieces to make caps out of. The US now has Avril Lavigne so apologies are not in order! But Canada should still spike the water supply with liquid Valium and pump weed smoke into the air to help its citizens deal with this new terror.