Kellan Lutz Leaving The Gym

February 24, 2011 / Posted by:

Of course Kellan Lutz is leaving the gym in North Hollywood yesterday. When his ass isn’t leaving the gym, he’s going to the gym. When he’s not going to the gym, he’s driving away from the gym while doing sit-ups behind the wheel. When’s he’s not doing sit-ups behind the wheel, he’s doing squats over the toilet. When he’s not doing squats over the toilet, he’s eating Muscle Milk out of a cooch while lifting hand weights. When he’s not eating Muscle Milk out of a cooch while lifting hand weights, he’s doing side twists (a meat head’s version of “tossing and turning”) in bed in the middle of the night.

Dude is built like one of A-Rod’s girlfriends. Kellan could seriously bench press the entire Kardashian Klan on his nipples and he wouldn’t even break a sweat. Kellan doesn’t have wrinkles on his nutsack, he has a six-pack.

But you know, Kellan should spend more time working out his head so it catches up with his Power of Greyskull body. The body says “Green Giant” but the head says “chickpea.”

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