Kanye West On Abortion And Gold Diggin’ Bitches

February 24, 2011 / Posted by:

The free clinic’s nemesis Justin Bieber has already given his Connect Four discs on the issue of abortion, and now Kanye West is warning ballers to beware of gold diggin’ bitches and their high-priced abortions. Really, what the hell kind of Planned Parenthood is Kanye going to? Does Planned Parenthood have an outpost in the basement of Barney’s we don’t know about? Does their abortion procedure include reupholstering your pussy in mink, gilding your clit with 25k gold and dusting your labia with crushed canary diamonds? Gay Fish and his fancy abortions!

Yeah, I know Kanye is really saying that you have to pay a gold diggin’ bitch off to have an abortion, but I’d like to believe that he really thinks it costs $50k or more. Planned Parenthood should send Kanye several $50k invoices for fancy abortions rendered to see if he pays.

And just so Kanye knows, a true gold diggin’ bitch will have the baby on the down low and the hit the baller up for $50k a month for child support. #shutup

Source: The Twatter House of Gay Fish via Jezebel

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