If this was a game of “Mother, May I?”, I’d tell all those paps to take 50 large steps towards Backupthefuckupville. It’s not every day that a world-class treasure like Harvey Price glides through LAX, but let the boy inhale some oxygen instead of camera flashes. Damn. But Harvey is a professional so he smiled his golden smile even though most of us are frowning at the pair of angel wings hugging his mom’s nipples. Too soon, Katie, too soon.
Katie Price is in this Los Angeles this week to attend the Oscars on Sunday. Because the recession is still a real thing, the Oscar budget has limited the amount of statue stand-ins they can buy this year. Katie Price does have the complexion of a rusty soccer trophy and it’s cheaper to fly her in than buy another Oscar, so she’ll be a stand-in this Sunday. Remember this when you watch Christian Bale grab onto her ass while giving an acceptance speech.
No, they’re all in town because Harvey Price was invited to Elton John’s Oscar party and Katie is going to be his +1. And because Harvey knows where the good shit is at.