Afternoon Crumbs

I have the same t-shirt that Javier Bardem is wearing. Does this mean we’re soulmates or does it simply just mean that we’re both supporters of the Put a Bird On It movement? – Lainey Gossip

The words “Teen Mom,” “Amber,” “Nudes” and “Photos” should never be allowed next to each other – The Superficial

Alyssa Milano wearing a couch cover as a skirt – Hollywood Tuna

Elton John’s baby is adorable, his shorts however… – Just Jared

Karissa Shannon actually makes me miss the days of staged Heidi Montag pictures (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

But where’s Backinup Backinup Lady? – Towleroad

James Franco sleeping with two pussies – TDW

Does Drew Barrymore’s new piece go to Dalton? – Hollywood Rag

Megan Fox’s Emporio Armani commercial is almost as poetic as her thoughts – Popoholic

Gisele Bundchen on Muse – Popsugar

Xtina sounds like a good time (served with zero sarcasm) – Celebitchy

Ginnifer Goodwin or the Brooklyn hipster twink dude who lives two doors down from me and is always in a new band – The Berry

Katie Holmes and Suri’s grandma at some fashion show – ICYDK

An almost “troll down” situation – Moe Jackson

The Hangover 2 teaser trailer – I’m Not Obsessed

Lindsay Lohan playing a little game of crack-a-boo – Cityrag

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