Suck On This, Demi Moore!

When The Real Housewives of Atlanta’s Kim Zolciak announced that she’s pregnant with an adorable bundle of free publicity, I prepared myself for the gigantic wave of ultrasound scans and blurbs about auto-tuned pregnancy farts in Life & Style that would eventually hit us. So this right here was a long time coming. Kim is six months pregnant and has celebrated the start of her third trimester the same way all proud mothers-to-be do: by dipping her face in a MAC puddle, throwing her “baby brewin’ wig” on, getting into panties from A Pea in the Pod’s fame whore collection and posing for a tabloid! However, it’s nice to see when a magazine gives Photoshop the day off and lets a ho’s natural arm fur fly.

You can’t tell from this picture, but Kim’s baby is striking a pose too. A palm-on-head “fuck this fuckery” pose.

Kim tells Life & Style that she’s posing in all her pregnant glory because she’s proud of her body, “I’ll be 33 when I have this baby, and I’m more in touch with my body now. I’m definitely eating a lot more now than I did with my girls. Kroy loves me pregnant. I don’t remember my ex-husband being that into it, but Kroy loves it. He tells me I’m so beautiful.”

This is definitely a beautiful moment that Kim should share with the world, but she didn’t have to get out of bed to do it. Shit, she didn’t even have to pose. She could’ve spent her time sniffing Nicotine patches and yelling at Sweetie. I mean, if Life & Style published the picture below and said it was Kim Zolciak, nobody would’ve questioned it.

Actually, Knocked Up Barbie might look just a tad bit more natural.