Open Post: Hosted By Zac Efron’s Terracotta Face

February 23, 2011 / Posted by:

Don’t you just want to put on a hooded Tyvek jumpsuit, protect your face with several layers of Saran Wrap, grab a bottle of paint remover in case of an emergency and kiss on that precious, precious face? Zac Efron dimmed the sun’s rays as he left a make-up trailer in NYC today after spending hours inside where artists slathered his mug with clay and baked it in a face kiln until it developed the complexion of a Mayan dildo. Perfection.

Zac baked his face this morning to a shoot a cameo in that New Year’s Eve movie directed by Garry Marshall. I’m not sure who or what Zac plays. A garden pot? A man who just tossed Xtina’s salad? An overripe naranja? Himself? Yeah, probably the latter.



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