Aretha Tells Fantasia To Kindly Sit The Hell Down

When Fantasia’s name was read as the winner of the Best Female Pop Vocal Grammy earlier this month, she did not take the stage to accept, and she didn’t even send her brother Teeny to grab the trophy in her place before mumbling about how he’s working an album in his recording studio/guest bathroom. Nothing. Fantasia later gave a completely ridiculous reason for why she didn’t show up. Bitch’s ass got chapped, because the Grammy producers did not ask her to sing during the Aretha Franklin tribute. Fanny told BET that Aretha is her idol and she should’ve been on that stage hollerin’ the steady out of Xtina’s feet.

USA Today asked Aretha what she thinks about Fanny’s excuse and well, when The Queen speaks:

“I was sorry to hear that Fantasia was upset because she did not get the opportunity to participate in my Grammy Tribute this year. I recall that in the past, Fantasia participated in both my MusicCares Person of the Year Tribute and my United Negro College Fund Tribute. Fantasia is still young in the business and although we all love and appreciate her she must understand that in this business of show business she will not always get to participate in everything she would like participate in. I’m sure it was not an intentional omission. I will see Fantasia over the summer here in Detroit.”

This is Aretha’s polite way of saying that she has chafe sores under her magnificent chichis that are older than Fantasia. So Fanny needs to take a fucking seat at the children’s table and eat every piece of STFU on the plate Aretha prepared just for her.