Afternoon Crumbs
The silicone orchid that is Camille Grammer was a ginger Farrah Fawcett (as Farrah rolls to the right….) in high school – Jezebel
Justin Timberlake will be at the Oscars – Lainey Gossip
Proof that Bam Margera isn’t a cheap bastard: he only buys the top shelf shit for his 17-year-old side piece (sarcasm) – The Superficial
The Photoshop Awards: Kelly Osbourne’s “Material Girl” ads (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
We all knew E.T. worked for the dark side – Towleroad
I want to live here – TDW
You can always count on Amber Rose to wear a dress made out of burnt oven bags – Hollywood Tuna
Jared Leto looking like a European lesbian who owns an art gallery and drives an orange Vespa – Just Jared
Bridget Moynahan calls Tom Brady and Gis Bundchen “these people” – Celebitchy
Natalie Portman’s “Miss Cherie Dior” commercial – Popoholic
Just. No. – Popsugar
Maddox’s arch rival or Barbra Streisand? – ICYDK
And they call it puppy (and monkey) love – The Berry
Natalie Portman is no Julianne Moore – OMG Blog
Ricky Martin is giving us “mid-90s circuit gay” – Hollywood Rag
Shade throwing cage match – Cityrag
Brooke Mueller knows where the good crack is – I’m Not Obsessed
Chris Brown’s leash has been removed – Crunk + Disorderly
(Star Magazine scan via Jezebel)