Open Post: Hosted By An Independent 5-Year-Old Woman

February 22, 2011 / Posted by:

Who ever thinks that all little girls want to grow up to be fairy princesses and live in castles made of ice cream cones need to watch this clip of a 5-year-old girl who means business. This serious business woman in training is letting all prospective husbands know that she’s not going to look at an engagement ring (made from Red Vines) until her piggy bank gets a bi-weekly visit from direct deposit!

Homegirl is going to tune out wedding bells until she gets a full-time job as a dinosaur trainer, SpongeBob’s assistant or Justin Bieber’s au pair. Until then, no DICE.

And really, what are they putting in titty leche these days that makes kids so smart in the brains? When I was 5 years old, I could barely get past C during my ABCs, let alone read cue cards and memorize lines my mom told me to say in front of a camera. Come to think of it, what does come after C?

via TDW

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