Matt Bellamy Works A Purse, Kate Hudson Works Her Belly

February 22, 2011 / Posted by:

Yeah, I’m not sure why Kate Hudson is throwing up her arm while struttin’ the stroll with her future co-parent Matt Bellamy in L.A. yesterday. Sure, she could be in the middle of throwing her arm around him or giving him a whiff of her arm pregnant pits (I have no idea what pregnant pits are). Or maybe a scorned Muse fan screamed from across the street, “Raise your hand if you’re a dumb slut!” That gets me every time too.

They tell me that the better version of Katherine Heigl is supposed to be carrying a 6-month-old unborn baby in there, but WHERE?! Did baby slip out undetected and is hiding under huge ass skirt? If you put me next to Kate and asked a group of not knowers which one of us is 6 months knocked up, all fingers would fall on me. And my insides have only been fertilized with a bag of chile picante corn nuts, shake smoke and a Drumstick.

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