While rehearsing his Oscar host debut, James Franco recorded his version of Cher’s “You Haven’t Seen the Last of Me” from Burlesque and uploaded it to his Twatter as a joke. James claims they pulled this mess from the show out of fear that it’ll make Cher’s latest face throw itself in an open urn.
James is the greatest performance artist since Angelyne, the literary mind of every generation, a master at the art of memorizing lines and now he can add “homeless drunk hobo chanteuse” to his ever growing list of talents. Warning: This goes on forever and it’s the audio equivalent of that picture above. Your ear drums will gnash themselves as much as your retinas are:
Personally, if James is going to do Cher, I’d rather he put his vocal cords to bed and pay homage to her by slipping on her “If I Could Turn Back Time” crotch-suffocating bodysuit.