Hold On To Your 8-Balls, Los Angeles, The Lohans Are Together Again!

February 22, 2011 / Posted by:

The parking lot of the T.G.I. Friday’s on Long Island will be extra quiet for a while now that White Oprah isn’t there to drunkenly holler while being escorted out by bus boys after happy hour. That’s because White Oprah, Ali, Cody and Michael Jr. are in Los Angeles to support Lindsay Lohan as she receives a most improved award at the Oscars this Sunday. No, but I’m sure that’s what White Oprah told the ladies in the stalls next to her at the T.G.I. Friday’s bathroom before she snorted a line of Vivarin off the toilet seat. The real truth is that the Lohans have gathered together to be with LiLo for her latest date with the court this week.

Unfortunately, Nana Lohan couldn’t make the trip. She started to pack her overnight carpet bag (which strangely enough is SamRo’s nickname for LiLo), but quickly realized that she just doesn’t give a shit.

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