Those string of whispers that came floating out of the basement window about Beyonce and Jay-Z’s marriage being as dead as Tina Knowles’ fashion sense were snuffed out last night when the two nibbled on a pretzel together at
the Lakers some game in L.A. But I’m still sensing trouble in wig paradise… A hot minute after Pete Wentz let the woolly mammoth rise from his head, Ashlee Simpson dropped divorce papers in the slot and moved the hell on. And now Jay-Z is doing the same thing. It takes a few tubs of caramel tinted caulk, 4 contractors and a permit from the city to get Beyonce’s make-up on in the morning, and Jay-Z could easily remove one layer of paint by accidentally brushing his head against her face. Jay-Z better tame that shit if he wants to keep his marriage right.
And I love that Beyonce is wearing LIP SYNC FOR YOUR LIFE shoes at a basketball game.