How Dare They Treat Faye Dunaway Like This!!!!!!

February 21, 2011 / Posted by:

By “they” I mean the flight attendants of some US airline and not her plastic surgeons. Page Six has an extremely disturbing piece today about how a group of beauty-hating flight attendants tortured international legend Faye Dunaway by refusing to upgrade her to first class and teasing her with wire hangers. May the wheels of those flight attendants’ metal carts get stuck in the aisles (like Faye’s brows in that picture above) every time a big ole’ bitch needs to pass to pee.

A seasoned flight attendant at an unnamed airline tells Page Six that they dubbed Faye “THE BITCH” after she threw several in-flight tantrums that made hos wish they could take a page out of Steven Slater’s I QUIT THIS BITCH handbook by sliding down the evacuation slide for more peaceful pastures. The flight attendant says that they got so fed up with Faye’s acts of cuntery that they denied her upgrades and put fire on her hole by taunting her. Here’s the dark-sided tale from the flight attendant’s mouth:

Before she boarded one early-’90s flight to London’s Heathrow, the stewardess claims that airline management contacted flight attendants and ground staff and told them that under no circumstances should they upgrade Dunaway. “This was the only time this ever happened in my career,” she said. Sure enough, Dunaway turned up at JFK with a coach ticket to London and demanded an upgrade.

The stewardess told us, “She was a total bitch, screaming at everyone and saying, ‘Don’t you know who I am?’ But we refused and sat her at the front of coach, where she could see there were seats free in business and first class, which made her even more furious. When we brought out the meal service, she snapped, ‘I am not eating,’ as if we would care.”

But the attendant added that the flight crew — taking a cue from “Mommy Dearest,” in which Dunaway played a monstrous Joan Crawford who railed, “No wire hangers, ever!” — got their revenge. “When she fell asleep, one steward said, ‘I’m going to get that bitch’ and grabbed a bunch of wire hangers and put them on the seat next to her. All the other passengers were snickering. When she woke up as the plane landed, she was wide-eyed with fury, and looked around [for] whom to blame but had no idea who did it. Then she got up and did yoga in the aisle to calm herself down.”

Faye Dunaway has been nominated for OSCARS for her tantrums! Studio heads have paid Faye tens of millions of dollars to flare her nostrils and open the portal to hell by widening her eyes in front of the camera! And Faye gave those ungrateful bitches a taste of her theater live and in person, and this is how they reward her?! This is the kind of shit you only see on the silver screen (or at 3am on Starz when Supergirl comes on)! They should’ve pulled $11 out of their pocket books and stuffed it in her ass crack while she did the downward dog in middle of the aisle!

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