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February 19, 2011 / Posted by:

Madam President Beatha Lee, the dirty-white dog who was unanimously and unknowingly elected Annandale, Virginia’s civic association president! Bow down to the new bitch! You’re going to have to bow down lower, because Beatha Lee isn’t even trying to get up from her 1000th nap of the day.

At Annandale’s election ceremony this past June, residents didn’t want to bother trying to fight the zzzzzs while sitting through speeches, so only the names and qualifications of each candidate were read off before voting. Although, if Beatha did have to give a speech, her barking, howling and ass-licking act probably would’ve been more enlightening and hopeful than most of the shit politicians spit out. So, Ms. Beatha Lee was described as a new resident who was interested in the outdoors and getting into neighborhood activities (aka sniffing new ass and chasing new bitches). Ms. Beatha Lee had just moved from Maine where she oversaw a 26-acre estate. Ms. Beatha Lee’s bio was good enough for the residents of Annandale and they unanimously voted her their new president! Hail to the bitch!

But a few weeks later, they all opened up their association newsletters and discovered that Ms. Beatha Lee is 100% dog! The emotions “SHOCK,” “EMBARRASSMENT” and “WTFness” fell all over the residents. The orchestrator behind Ms. Beatha Lee’s rise up the political ladder is her owner Mark Crawford. Mark had been the association president for three years in a row but he wasn’t allowed to run again and nobody was interested in the position.

Mark begged some of his neighbors to run, but they queefed on his pleas and put up a giant DO NOT WANT sign in front of his face. So Mark decided to teach them all a lesson by putting his dog’s name on the ballot. It worked! But the association can’t get the bitch out, because she meets all of the qualifications. Nowhere does it state that a candidate must be a human. Beatha Lee stays.

Mark was named vice-president, so he signs all the checks and makes most of the decisions while madam president takes naps during monthly board meetings and sometimes throws in her two cents. Her two-cents usually smell like dog butt and anal gland juice, but it’s still her two cents!

I have a feeling that Ms. Beatha Lee will go down in history as one of Annandale’s (Note: you don’t know how hard it is for me to not type “Analdale“) most successful presidents! I also have a feeling that I’ve seen this story before on The Wonderful World of Disney. It probably starred Jerry Lee Lewis or some shit.

via Washington Post (For Shera)

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