And that adorable dog friend’s face is totally saying: “I’ve gotta Frontline these bitches already.” Here’s Gollum’s second cousins happily frolicking through LAX yesterday as though the paps’ cameras were daisies and they were butterflies looking to sip on sweet nectar. But no, you’d cover your troll mug too if you just returned from Middle-earth where you had to crawl through the tundra and make coats out of Hobbit scalps in order to stay warm. Besides, a camera flash is just like the shine from a silver crucifix to the Olsens. It hardens their veins and makes their souls itch.
It’s not a big deal, though. Their dog is doing enough posing for all of them. That bitch is a star.