We’re so obsessed with whatever H&M dress Michelle Obama wore this week when the fashion industry should really be lowering their Blue Blockers at the real style icon of this country: SARAH PALIN. The Governor of… The vice presidential… The reality star… The leading cause of question marks… The um… Oh, it doesn’t matter that I have no idea what the hell Sarah Palin does anymore! The only thing that matters right now is that I can see GLAMOUR from her wrist! Sarah Palin was at an event on Long Island (could this be anywhere else?) yesterday and she proudly pledged her allegiance to beaded patriotic cuffs!!! That is the kind of cuff you’d wear to stomp into The Fudge Palace and declare that every American has the right to TEA BAG!
One would think that you’d pair a cuff like that with red and white rubber boots or gladiator sandals made out of torn Nascar t-shirts, but Sarah flipped the fashion world upside down by Siegfried & Roy-ing all of us:
I didn’t know there’s such a thing as leopard printed moose (or meese, as someone I knew calls them)! Leave it to Sarah to keep shooting us with new trends. Normally you’d only see a pair of shoes like that standing on a puddle of barf at Karma during an episode of Jersey Shore or kicking at a pimp on the corner, but Sarah has proved to us that they can be as classy as a beaded patriotic cuff!!