Open Post: Hosted By Golden Voice’s Milkshake

February 18, 2011 / Posted by:

It’s the return of Golden Voice! From homeless man to viral star to the silky voice of this generation to Dr. Phil victim to rehab drop-out to the latest fallen celebrity dropping their load into Millions of Milkshakes for a check. Every side of the media has been fed. That is the new circle of life. But it’s nice to see Golden Voice doing well after he moonwalked down the 12 steps and graciously gave a velvet-swathed FUCK U to rehab a few weeks ago.

Golden Voice’s freshly whipped cup of blended deliciousness (which I’m guessing is mostly made from shit flossed out of Dr. Phil’s grin) is now available at the Millions of Milkshakes in West Hollywood right next to the concoctions created by Detective La Toya Jackson, Pamela Anderson, Antoine Dodson, Kim Zolciak, Aubrey O’Day, Peaches Geldof, Lindsay Lohan and OctoMom. Lord. That sounds like the second choice cast (Det. LT not included) of Uzbekistan’s Dancing with the Stars.

Here’s to Golden Voice’s milk staying good (not like that). And here’s to him continuing to look like “Mac Tonight meets Benson!

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