Crank up the fog machine and strike up the dream harp, because we’re going back in time to Madge’s infamous 1994 interview with David Letterman where she threw the fuck word around a million times and insinuated that his mic looked like a big black dick. Up until that point, it was the most beautiful thing Madonna has ever done since she graffitied that motherfucker’s car in the Borderline video. About two weeks after Madge acted like a for real cunt on Letterman, she sent him the above letter which Letters of Note says is going up for auction next month.
Don’t you miss the Madge who hugged every word with a FUCK and had the penmanship of a possibly drunk serial killer? The Madge of today would write this mess in calligraphy, use “bloody” instead of “fucking” and would be dead serious when she signed it “the modern day Christ.”
If you want to relive the bitch old days, here’s a clip:
And I love that she looks like a goth chola who has slicked back her hair to prepare for a jump in.