Hot Slut Of The Day!
February 18, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K
The JakPak! Okay, this is basically only getting the Hot Slut stamp because it’s named the JakPak! Oh, how I wish it was a portable personal jacking station that you can set up whenever and wherever you get the urge to purge your private parts. Or a tiny crotch tepee (with built-in Fleshlight) that will protect you from nosy eyes as you fap on the subway. But unfortunately, the JakPak is neither of those things. It’s a jacket that turns into a sleeping bag and body tent! Homeless people are like, “Um. Thanks?” It’s like the read-to-wear version of Lady Caca’s rotten egg pod!
via Consumerist
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