Elisabetta Canalis Is Not Interested In Birthing A Clooney Baby

Seen here at the Italian Song Festival in San Remo yesterday, George Clooney’s girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis tells the Italian edition of Cosmopolitan (via UsWeekly) that the only thing she’s interested in pushing out of her vagina is an 8-ball after she goes through the security line at the airport. Elisabetta isn’t even trying to secure her spot at Clooney’s side by coating her cooch with a latex eating gel. Although, I’m not sure that would work since George, who is a major member of the No Babies For Me club, has probably already pinched his sperm faucet. Hmm. I wonder if jizz sans sperm tastes the same as jizz with sperm? I’m sure some cum connoisseurs out there can answer this. In the meantime, I’m adding that to my cum bucket list.

So, when Cosmo asked Elisabetta about the kids thing, she said that she doesn’t need babies, because she’s got DOGS: “[Getting pregnant has] never been an objective for me. My maternal desires are fully satisfied with my dogs.” Elisabetta then said that she doesn’t mind being known as “the girlfriend of” and is just happy to be with George. Elisabetta also added that the difference between Italian dudes and American dudes is that “Italian men find it really hard to say, ‘I love you, and American men are more open from an emotional standpoint.”

Whether or not 32-year-old Elisabetta is being honest about giving her ovaries an early retirement, the bitch knows how to play this game. George is serious about the NO BABY thing. Don’t even bring a bottle of baby powder-scented lube around him and make sure the anal beads you use on him don’t rattle. If they do, your ass will be kissing curb. Just ask Sarah Larson’s not knowing ass! The dumb trollop got pink-slipped right after she pulled out the strap-on and cooed in a baby voice, “Goo goo gaga, open wide.” George isn’t playing that today or tomorrow.