Oh, and her new babies were there too (I’ve hid the GONG in Celine Dion’s Canadian chichi alley so you’ll pull it out from there if you want me off the stage)!!! The gay porn Caesar and a FML rose petal maiden once again welcomed THE GREATEST SINGER IN THE WOOOORLD and her family to Caesar’s Place in Las Vegas where she’ll soon begin a new show next month. The slot machines at Caesar’s are now letting out an orgasm howl knowing that some of the money that gets shoved into their down low holes will go towards pruning and manicuring the field of baby’s breath on René Angélil’s chin.
BABIES!!! are my kryptonite, but I have to say that Baby Nelson and Baby Eddy are adorable in a “Welcome to Frankenstein’s Castle” kind of way. The look that baby in Celine’s arms is making could bring Mel Brooks out of semi-retirement to direct a Three Stooges movie. Baby dude is definitely “nyuck nyuck nyuck-ing” with his eyes.