Afternoon Crumbs
January Jones has half of a Flock of Seagulls on her head – The Berry
Three words: JOE LE TAXI – Lainey Gossip
Don Draper is just wondering how Megan Fox poops since she has no ass – The Superficial
You’ll need a triple shot of antibiotics after this AAA ho visits you (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Aubrey O’Day hits a different kind of stroll – Hollywood Tuna
Rest in peace, Uncle Leo – Boston Barstool Sports
Banksy hits L.A. – TDW
The Photoshop Awards: Megan Fox’s new ad for Armani – Popoholic
Introducing….Camroid Diaz – Popsugar
Rod Stewart is a dad again – Celebitchy
Spaz de la Huerta brings her beautiful hangoverface to fashion week – Just Jared
Rolling Stone asks esteemed social commenter Justin Bieber about his thoughts on being gay – Towleroad
And the Kardashians have Ray-J’s crooked dick and Parasite Hilton’s ass to thank for this – ICYDK
Doggy in a swing – OMG Blog
Parasite Hilton’s new car is the color of the bile that creeps up our throats when we look at her – Celebslam
Photos of awesomeness – Cityrag
Err. Isn’t this called anorexia? – I’m Not Obsessed
Orlando Bloom is tired – Hollywood Rag
2 mops, 2 pouts, 1 douche – SOW