Sometimes the thoughts of a crackhead take a while to show up to the launching pad in their brains, which is why Charlie Sheen once again called into The Dan Patrick Show to continue their conversation from yesterday. Charlie had more to say. Charlie swears on his rubber vagina collection that he’s never been boozed or high at work. This is a little disturbing to learn since I was under the impression that the only way any of those actors are able to do Two and a Half Men is because they’re drunk and high the entire time. The kid included. But I digress.
Since Charlie is a 2-week graduate of his own at-home rehab facility, he felt confident enough to offer some advice to fellow wreck Lindsay Lohan:
“I have some things I think she should consider, cause I don’t tell anybody what to do. Work on your impulse control … just try and think things through a little bit before you do them.”
Charlie Sheen should’ve followed his own advice when Dan Patrick asked him to give some advice to Lindsay Lohan. The fuck. But really, now that we’ve gotten that shit out of the way, can Dan Patrick please ask Justin Bieber to offer some advice to Kim Jong-il.
via ABC News