MiserAlba’s Scowlface Legacy Will Live On Again

February 16, 2011 / Posted by:

When MiserAlba wore this to the BAFTAs the other night, I figured she was just fraudulently filling the “covering a baby bump with an empire waist gown” category since Natalie Portman couldn’t be there, but I was wrong. Jessica Alba announced via her Facebook that her womb is following the must-have trend of 2011 by wearing a baby on the inside! Soon, the thick layer of smog, chlorine smoke from Mel Gibson’s pores and broken dreams that hovers over Los Angeles will be flushed out by a cloud of pregnancy farts. On that note, here’s MiserAlba’s announcement:

It’s been a while since I’ve been on FB & I thought I’d drop by to let you all in on some exciting news>Honor is going to be a Big Sister! Cash and I are thrilled and wanted to share the news directly with you so you didn’t hear about it somewhere else. I appreciated all of the love and support you all gave me during my first pregnancy and will definitely appreciate it again this time around. Have a great day! Jess

This is a piece of BABY!!! news I’m actually excited about. Remember when she was knocked up with Honor and her morning, noon and night sickness was filled with ridiculous quotes like how she was hoping for a brown baby? I hope for more of that as well as some terror-inducing pregnant lady cunt glares that could cut any umbilical cord in two. And I’ll be really disappointed if MiserAlba and OnlyInItForTheCash don’t name their baby Dis.

via ONTD

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