Halle Berry And Gabriel Aubry Have Put Down Their Shanks

February 16, 2011 / Posted by:

The “He said (‘she’s a jealous bitch with the middle name CRAZY’), She said (‘he’s a racist child abuser’)battle between Gabriel Aubry and Halle Berry has been put to bed for now. It all started when Halle issued a statement saying that she didn’t trust her daughter Nahla around Gabriel. Then an explosion of messy shit flew all over the place and “unnamed sources” from each side put their fightin’ words on stage. But now Radar is saying Halle and Gabriel have both cooled their overheated anuses in a punch bowl full of ice cubes and have agreed to act like reasonable adults.

Another one of those unnamed sources tells Radar that Halle realized that the only mess she wants to be known for creating is Catwoman, so she will not try to get sole physical custody of Nahla and is going to try to play as nice as possible from now on. Halle and Gabriel are now speaking to each other instead putting on their “unnamed source” masks and talking to the media. The source went on to say, “Gabriel and Halle even resumed talking again last week, and it seems that Halle is going to be making it easier for Gabriel to spend time with Nahla, which has been a sticking point between the two up till now. Hopefully this is the start of the two of them being able to form some kind of workable co-parenting relationship for the sake of their daughter. Halle is determined to do whatever is best for Nahla.”

This sucks for those of us who lick on messy drama like it’s covered in penis veins, but this is good news for Nahla who was thisclose to getting snatched by Zazu and taken to the pride lands to be raised by some sensible hos for a change. Oh, well. At least we can always count on Mad Mel and OctoSana to keep the fuckery levels high.

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