I need to give a special thanks to Irina Shayk, Cristiano Ronaldo’s full-time Tweezer holder and the Sports Illustrated:
Nekkid Ass Nekkid Swimsuit Edition cover model, for making me feel not so alone in the world. Up until now, I thought I was the only one who used my down low parts to scroll on the scroll pad while keeping my nipple warm on the monitor (?). But Irina should really wear those radiation shield socks so she doesn’t get electromagnetic poisoning in the nipples. I always do.
And here’s Irina on the cover:
It’s like her lips and her titties are competing to see who could push themselves out the farthest. TIE.
via Best Week Ever