When Courtney Love gets steam cleaned, wrapped in fresh skin and dipped in an extra potent Silkwood BATH, she actually looks…dare I type…pretty (?). I always think that the word “pretty” is going to turn ugly and devour Courtney Love’s name whenever they’re in the same sentence together, but it never happens! A freshly laundered Courtney Love posing like a refined swan on the Elle Style Awards in London last night makes you temporarily not think about how she probably stumbled into the men’s room at the end of the night, hiked up her gown and tried to aim for the urinal but ended up giving everyone a golden shower floor show. The bathroom attendant shooed her messy ass away by spraying her with a mixture of Clorox and holy water. They knew Court was coming so they prepared for that shit.
But let’s not think about that. Let’s just be grateful that last night was one of the few days of the year where Courtney Love didn’t look like she nibbles pigeon bones and licks rocks under a highway overpass. I’ll even forgive her for skinning and wearing Fizzgig’s family members.