This is what the line to the glory hole at Cinderella Castle’s must look like, right? But no, this is two of Disney’s most ravishing and cherished Adonises, Zac Efron and Joe Jonas, sitting next to each other at the Calvin Klein Men’s show in NYC yesterday. Thighs parted…. Hands politely clasped… They’re as stiff as a Republican politician waiting for the airport men’s room to clear. That could only mean one thing: they are trying desperately not to act on their impulse to cuddle on each other’s honey buns right there in front of everyone. Oh, how Zac just wants to softly blow at Joe’s brows and watch them dance like wheat in the wind. At least that’s what the thought bubbles that I created for their asses say.
If only a butterfly made of strawberry gloss landed on Joe’s lips during the show. Zac cannot ignore anything made of lip gloss so he’d have to plant his lips on Joe’s. That’s obviously what Kellan Lutz, Jack Huston and the only and only Bryan Boy were hoping to see too.