I’ve made farts that have lasted longer than Eva Longoria’s relationship with Penelope Cruz’s brother Eduardo (yes, I’m getting that checked out), but that didn’t keep him from inking her name into his flesh recently. I mean, Eva has been humping on that tall piece of carne asada for only 60 days! The paps got a picture of Eduardo’s tribute to Eva while they two were in Miami together over the weekend.
That is some B.O. (before orgasm) shit. You know Eva was laying her shit down when she told Eduard to scream her name, and then she told him to INK her fucking name. The things you’ll say to cum. I swear.
I hope Eva is getting her fill of good dick, because getting a tattoo of someone’s name that early on is like the first dig into a relationships grave. Shit is not going to end well. Actually, it will probably end well, because Eduardo can turn that tattoo into so many things. Like a slightly disfigured Pac-Man who suffers from a chronic flatulence problem:
So much better than the first name of a Desperate Housewives cast member.