Afternoon Crumbs

LeAnn Rimes or the alien that tore out of a customer’s stomach in Spaceballs? – Lainey Gossip

Emma Watson does not want you to see her hermione – The Superficial

As always, Miley Cyrus keeps it refined and ladylike in a nude lattice version of The Slut Dress (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

I didn’t know Ali Larter’s whipped cream bikini came in gown form – Hollywood Tuna

The Mirror must be incepting into my wet dreams – Towleroad

Cee-Lo Green’s Grammy performance as done by Elton John – The Berry

I stand corrected. Jennifer Aniston beat the Bieber – Celebitchy

Dumb bitches of the day…all of ’em – TDW

Like a midget Kimber from Nip/Tuck – Popoholic

Is it wrong that Shia LaDouche’s DurDurDur haircut takes me to places that I’ve never been before? – Popsugar

Marion Cotillard cast in The Dark Knight Rises – ICYDK

What the health department makes you wear after you date Sienna Miller – Just Jared

Darren Criss bares his furry ab biscuits in OUT – OMG Blog

And who is that lavender sorbet unicorn with Ariana Grande? – Moe Jackson

These could also double as Johnny Weir tattoos – Cityrag

The Over The Moon Watch: Posh & Becks edition – I’m Not Obsessed

Harvey Price would look better in that outfit, to be honest – Hollywood Rag

I do not like the Loubouwhatever Futura Booties because they did not knock Fishsticks Paltrow on her ass – Necole Bitchie