If the definition of Attention Whore pushed an egg out of its asshole, it would look just like what was carried down by a group of condom slaves (production placement for Trojan?) at the Grammys red carpet in L.A. tonight. Yes, it’s Lady Caca looking like the Easter egg that you’d put back in its hiding place because you wouldn’t want that ugly ass thing in your basket. This is the toy capsule you pray you don’t get after putting your quarter into the vending machine. If Ripley came across this alien larvae, she’d put down her gun and roll her eyes until she saw the outer part of her brain. But you know, I have to hand it to Caca. Bitch always finds new and creative ways to look like the biggest asshole at an event.
I also hope this means that there’s going to be Cocoon 3. But instead of swimming around the cocoon to recapture their youth, whores will swim around this cocoon to energize their inner fame whore.
And I’m sort of mad that none of those slaves tripped and cracked the egg.