Most of us have already said that Lady Caca’s “Born This Way” sounds like a Xeroxed copy of Madge’s “Express Yourself” that was rolled into crushed disco ball pieces and wrapped in a rainbow flag. Madge has yet to take her lips off of Baby Brahim’s peen long enough to comment on this comparison. But her performance of “Express Yourself” at the 1989 VMAs was uploaded to her YouTube Channel yesterday and some think this is her label’s subtle way of yanking at Lady Caca’s tuck. Examiner is also hearing that Madge might re-release Express Yourself so that bitches don’t have to settle for second best, baby.
Not only is Born This Way THE GAY ANTHEM OF EVERY GENERATION, ETC…., but it’s also the pair of pliers that is pulling the cuntness out of Madge. It’s been much too long since we’ve seen Madge bring by the blatant bitchery by slapping a young pop trollop while she’s still sitting in her high chair. I knew Born This Way was good for something! For this, I’m grateful to the Caca one. And since we’re re-releasing shit, can Our Lady of Cheetos re-fart the underground classic E-Mail My Heart? Not because E-Mail My Heart has anything to do with Born This Way, but because it’s a ridiculous mess of a shit masterpiece that deserves more glory. And everyone has been doing e-mails:
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