Hot Sluts Of The Day!

February 13, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

Mike Perrine (the elephant dumpling on the left) and Dallas Glover, the co-winners of San Diego’s Mr. Beer Belly 2011 contest! And the unofficial co-winners of San Diego’s Mr. Shadiest Peen 2011 contest!

Sign On San Diego (via Fark) was at the Eastbound Bar & Grill yesterday afternoon when a handful of people who are each about 11-months pregnant with a giant gas ball of yeast competed to see who’s got the biggest beer party in their guts. Out of six dudes and 1 chick, Mike and Dallas were declared the most gutalicious in all the land (aka the San Diego area). Mike and Dallas both won Padres tickets for proving to a crowd of 100 that they can pretty much crush a can with the humongous undertit on their torso and that they can park in the “Expectant Mother Parking Space” without getting one side-eye or second blink.

And yeah, this dude is totally not impressed.

But he’s giving Mike and Dallas inspiration for next year’s contest! Burp and fart out a beer bubble for Dallas and Mike!

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